Sorting Hat

The Sorting Hat's Song

Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindor apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends.
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!"

 

Take the Sorting Hat Quiz to see what House you will be in. Email your answers to:
knyghtmoons@yahoo.com

PLEASE GIVE ONLY ONE ANSWER PER QUESTION. GIVING MULTIPLE ANSWERS CAN RUIN THE RESULTS OF YOUR SORTING HAT AND CAUSES CONFUSION. PLEASE ALSO DO NOT MAKE UP YOUR OWN ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS, AS EACH ANSWER IS SPECIFIC TO A HOUSE CHARACTERISTIC


"Please only send your sorting hat once. It may take up to a day to receive your answer, since all the Sortings are done by hand, by one of our administrators"

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Sorting Quiz

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Messanger Screennames:

1. You see a Galleon laying on the ground next to a witch. What do you do?
A. Pocket the galleon and say nothing
B. Pick up the galleon, then ask the witch if she’s lost any money. If she confirms that she is missing a galleon, you give it back to her.
C. Tell her that she’s dropped some money. If she’s standing there next to it, then it must be hers.
D. Pick up the Galleon and give it to her without saying a word. You really don’t need it anyway and you’re sure it will brighten her day.

2. Which would you rather do on a rainy day?
A. Play in the rain
B. Curl up with a pint of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream and watch TV.
C. Do some research on the internet about something that currently interests you.
D. Antagonize your younger family members, by jumping around corners in dark rooms and screaming RAAAAAR!

3. When it comes to blood Ancestry:
A. You know, Muggles are pretty smart if they can make all those machines and figure out all those theorems as a substitute for magic!
B. It doesn’t matter!
C. Pure bloods definitely take the cake. Too bad we’re a dying breed.
D. You’re cool as long as you don’t snitch on me!

4. Schools are :
A. An institution of higher learning! My head in a sponge and could do with some filling! That’s why I’m here!
B. A great place to establish a pecking order...and who better to establish it then me?
C. A great place to make friends while you’re doing what needs to be done! What’s the point of it if you can’t make some decent friendships out of it?
D. A great place to rally support for a food drive/charity. I feel it’s important that to teach the students to give back to the community, as well as academics!

5. It’s April Fools day! What trick will you play?
A. Steal someone’s underwear drawer and hide it!
B. Pranks? Who has time? Exams are in 8 weeks! Though setting all the clocks back an hour for no good reason would be pretty funny... What? Did you really think I’m humorless?
C. Walk around setting the robes of unsuspecting first years from other houses on fire.
D Charm your friend’s shoes to be different colors when they aren’t looking, and maybe a good “Poke me” sign on their back too.


6. O.W.L.s are approaching fast, and you find your grade is teetering in several classes. What do you do?
A. Talk to your professors to see if there was any work you might have missed, and draw up a strict study schedule for all your subjects.
B. Form a study group with some of your friends and study for an hour or two every night.
C. Go over your notes in your free time for classes you have the handle on and concentrate on the subjects you are struggling in.
D. Demand to see the notes of the smartest person you know. There must be something you missed, and you want to double check your notes.

7. If you could interview any one of these characters, whom would you choose?
A. Nymphadora Tonks
B. Mad Eye Moody
C. Albus Dumbledore
D. Moaning Myrtle (just because that squeaky voice is funny.)

8. You find yourself facing Filch after you’re caught out of bed. What do you do?
A. Try and negotiate your way out of trouble
B. Sincerely apologize and follow him to his office to await his verdict.
C. Make a mad dash back to the common room! After all, the only thing he saw was the back of your head, and you know this shortcut that you are pretty sure he doesn’t know about.
D. Sigh and accept your punishment. It’s with Hagrid, how boring could it be?

9. You are the target of a malicious prank! What do you do?
A. Immediately go to the offender’s head of house and tell them what happened in an upset voice.
B. Get your friends together to plan a counter prank, but do not involve teachers.
C. Speak with your own head of house. You can trust them and their advice.
D. Weave a complicated counter prank. Oh sure, it’ll take weeks of careful planning and rumor spreading, but the end product is worth the effort, especially since you’ll have a camera to capture the look on their face!

10. You’ve won hundreds of millions in the lottery! What will you do with your new fortune?
A. Buy a lavish castle and all the things luxury can afford. It’s about TIME you got what you deserve out of life!
B. Buy a moderate home, pay off debts and invest wisely!
C. Donate a large part of it to Charity. You don’t want it going to your head!
D. Save most of it, but spend a bit to go on an adventurous vacation!

11. You get a bag of Bertie Botts beans for your Birthday. How do you go about eating them?
A. Grab an handful and toss em in your mouth
B. Sort through them, and give all the gross ones to people you don’t like (ewww. The vomit ones are nasty, so you give them out the most!)
C. Share them with the person who gave them to you and dare each other to eat the gross ones
D. Use the picture chart included to separate the ones you like from the gross ones, throw the gross ones away so you can eat them at your leisure while studying or working without worrying about coming across a booger or vomit flavored one

12. Your family has a new house elf! What’s the first thing you do?
A. Ask it’s name and treat is as one of the family
B. Tell it to make you a sandwich, and dust the livingroom, feed the hippogriff, take out the trash...
C. Study up on House Elves. You want to make your new Servant as comfortable as possible.
D Have an argument with the elf about the importance of wearing clothes and earning wages. You feel it’s important to enlighten house Elves out of slavery!


13. What house would you like to be in?
(Please give a reason why you think you should be sorted into your house of choice. Remember that this is not necessarily the house you will be sorted into)

"Please only send your sorting hat once. It may take up to a day to receive your answer, since all the Sortings are done by hand, by one of our administrators"
 

 

 

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