Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
Wizarding Version

Lockhart-      Hello, welcome to Who Wants to be a Millionaire? I am the one and only GILDEROY LOCKHART! Today, we will have four very eager Hogwarts students competing to be on the show! Our contestants are...Draco Malfoy, from the Slytherin House! Cedric Diggory from the Hufflepuff House! Cho Chang from the Ravenclaw House! And last, but certainly not least, the Boy Who Lived, who saved the Sorcerer's Stone right in front of Lord He-Who-Mustn't-Be-Named-For-Fear-That-He-Might-Come-After-Me-Because-I'm-No-Dark-Arts-Expert! He also claims to have defeated the basilisk in his second year, even though everyone knows that it was really ME who did it. Welcome my personal favorite student and the only living person who comes close to being as famous as me, Harry Potter of the Gilderoy Lockhart Official Authorized Fan Club, oh, from the Gryffindor House!

Now, let's get to our Fastest Wand Question! Who was the first person ever to survive an Evada Kedavra curse from Lord Voldemort?

(Draco's wand lights green)

Yes, Draco! What is your answer?

Draco-     Erm...Harry Potter?

Lockhart-    Of course! Though I personally would have survived if he had used it on me! Anyway, back to the game. If you answer One question correctly, you will win the One Milion dollar prize. Here we go! What is the name of Lucius Malfoy's Wife?

Draco-     Erm...Bellatrix?

Lockhart-     Oh...Sorry. The correct answer would be Narcissa. Good-bye. It is now time for our next Fastest Wand Question? What subject does Professor Flitwick teach?

(Cedric's wand flashes yellow)

Yes, Cedric?                                                                                                        

Cedric-     Hmm...Charms?

Lockhart-     Naturally! I could have handled teaching Charms of course, had Hogwarts not already had such a fine Charms Teacher! Oh, yes, the show! Time for our next question. What department does does Amos Diggory work for?

Cedric-    Err...Retrieval of Muggle Artifacts?

Lockhart-     Oooh...Sorry. The answer we were looking for was the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. Good-bye. Excellent! Now we're down to the two love birds. I think I ought to hire one of my cupid gnomes to sing to you. Ah well...no time for that now. It's now time for the Fastest Wand Question. Who is the Headmaster of Hogwarts?

(Cho's wand flashes blue)

What is your answer Cho?

Cho-     Dumbledore...I think.

Lockhart-    Yes, of course. If only I'd have been hired at a better time, I would've become headmaster! Right, now, back to the question. Who is the Captain for the Ravenclaw team?

Cho-     Oh! I know this one! Me!

Lockhart-     Unfortunately, no. The correct answer would be Roger Davies. Good-bye. Well now, that just leave young Harry Potter over here. Are you ready for your next question? What am I thinking? Of course you are. You're Harry Potter! Since you're Harry Potter, you can use the help of Mister Ronald Granger and Miss Hermione Weasley. Those are there names right? Oh who cares any way? People are just watching the show because of me of course! I'm all that matters! Okay, here is your question. Who are your best friends in the whole entire world whose names just happen to be on your Top Two Best Friend's Names List?

Harry-     I don't know, this is the hardest question yet. I know that Ron and Hermione won't be of any help, so I'll just guess Draco Malfoy and Lord Voldemort.

Lockhart-     Well, actually, no. But, since your THE Harry Potter, we'll change that. Congratulations! You are the luckiest kid on earth! You just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Well, until next time on Who Wants to be a Millionare, Lockhart OUT

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